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Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

A lunar tetrad – four total lunar eclipses in a row – begins on the night of April 14-15. People are calling it a Blood Moon eclipse. 2014

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Mayday parade - oh well oh well


I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

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It just kept getting better

The longer you watch it the better it gets


I saw my chance to create something beautiful.

I took it.

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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

my mom stabbed a guy who broke into our house that we just bought and we threw him in the lake just outside town and we found out this cop guy had this chinese sex slave chained in his basement. he’s dead now so it’s all good  but I’m still having some weird oedipus complex trouble’s with my mother. My mom’s so cute, too bad I don’t have a father anymore since I killed him with a blender